Celebrate! You're Celibate!

After much consideration on part of linguists of the amateur clubs globally, it has been discovered that being celibate is something to celebrate. "I've been celibate for the passed two days of my life", contributes one young man. "When the time is right for me." All these accounts are a byproduct of recent one-pointed-in-aim brainstorms by amateur linguists and your average Joe. One amateur linguist has shed light for our path through darkness, "Bottom line is that the words sound similar! it's a duh." With the use of your common sense, you understand that alcohol is, in essence, the foundation of the topic of celibacy and not only did it ignite a spark in the direction of a full-fledged discussion, but it proves to be the saving grace of the amateur linguist's hypothesis. You are probably asking yourself, "Why here? Why now?" Well, the simple answer as gratefully received by those bookworm types is, "It sounds similar." It sounds similar, so it must be sensible. I'll drink to that.